Things I learned from relationships with men

Brooke made me do it...


1. How to do a beer bong without letting it spill all over my shirt.
2. The difference between a man-to-man and zone defence.
3. Biting the neck... a really good thing.
4. I have spectacular breasts.
5. I am always right, no matter what.
6. They like to be waken up in the middle of the night for sex.
7. Men aren't good with reading between the lines.
8. Track pants are sexy... go figure!
9. Married men don't always want to cheat.
10. Being a child at heart can really get on your nerves.
11. Being a child at heart can be a lot of fun.
12. When you're with the right one, he'll put up with all your shit.
13. If he puts the toilet seat down, he's a keeper.
14. If he cooks something revolting, eat it anyways and lie.
15. They ALL have fantasies about women getting it on together.
16. Girls' night out is essential.
17. A hot, toe-curling kiss is sometimes better than sex.
18. There's nothing like his warm feet in bed at night when you're not wearing any socks.
19. Knowing he wants you is a total turn-on.
20. Arrogance can be an aphrodisiac.